How to remain poor

1. Never wake up early
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no
bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

2} Never plan how to spend your money
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it.

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money
How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to
your burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated" How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give you capital.
How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of dollars? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only
start with millions.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:
Blame the system the government & the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

Culled from Nairaland.com